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New Fish LOLhan Is Keepin’ Busy In Prison…With Twizzlers!
Incarceration wouldn’t be as pleasant without some Twizzlers! Shawn Chapman Holley, Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, updated sources on her client after a visit with her yesterday. Miz Holley assured everyone that Lindsanity was feeling “good,” using her time wisely and snacking on Twizzlers. Huh, wonder if she bites off both ends to use as a straw?
AMAZING. Michael Lohan Produces A Song For Lindsanity!
This is ACTUALLY better than Christmas! It’s always been abundantly clear that Michael Lohan is a man of many talents - he is an expert wife beater, an unrelenting famewhore, and of course, a delusional ex-con, but we never knew that he was also a nuanced song-writer! We beg you to PLEASE listen (above) to a Poppa Lohan penned instant classic, A Father’s Love , allegedly written in honor of his beloved meal-ticket Lindsanity while he was behind bars, himself. Unfortunately, it appears that Michael has not contributed his own vocal stylings to the stunning piece, but we hope that when his little princess is released from Lynwood, he’ll be waiting for her outside blaring this classic from a ghetto-blaster a la John Cusack in Say Anything ! Her anger and resentment over years of abuse, exploitation, and neglect would melt away! LOLs! Thoughts?
Oksana To Prove Gibson’s Brutality - With Witnesses!
Oksana Grigorieva says she has third-party witnesses to Mel Gibson’s brutality. To quote rapper T.I.
Chris Klein Extends Rehab Stay!
Probably best! Actor Chris Klein is extending his stay at the Cirque Lodge in Utah after checking in voluntarily for 30 days, following his second DUI arrest. His rep says: “Chris, along with his support team, has decided to extend his treatment.
Women Are Getting Foot Surgery To Fit Into Shoes!
This is a little extreme. Apparently ladies in the US are [ Image via WENN .] Read More on
Listen To This: Hustler And Flow
This is soooo pretty! And, as you know, we love pretty! Check out British “experimental folk” act Tunng and their beautiful song Hustle (below)!
Jane Lynch Looking Fresh!
Almost a little too fresh! The always wonderful Jane Lynch was spotted after a doctor’s appointment in Beverly Hills looking quite happy and considerably younger! Is it just a good skin day or did she get a bit of work done?
Want To Know How Justin Bieber Is Going To Do At The Teen Choice Awards?
Did they really think that this WASN’T going to leak? STOOP execs! Despite The Teen Choice Awards not airing for WEEKS, some idiot decided to send Shaq on stage to present Justin Bieber with the ( SPOILER ALERT ) four awards he will be winning this year during his concert! So much for the element of surprise! LOLs! Either way - congratulations, bb!
Steven Spielberg Rides A War Horse
All right, Steven Spielberg , we’ll bite…but you owe us BIG TIME after Indiana Jones and the Barely Watchable Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Spielberg starts shooting his next film , War Horse , on Monday. The film is based on a hit West End play from London.
Little J Debuts The Most Hardcore Album Art Of All Time!
OMG! Your album is called Light Me Up , and the cover features a little girl in a leather jacket flicking on a LIGHTER?! How SHOCKING and edgy! You’ve outdone yourself, Little J ! BARF. The ‘oh so hardcore’ Taylor Momsen debuted the shiteous album cover for her surprisingly un-shiteous band, The Pretty Reckless , and we think it sucks worse than her attitude! We think if you’re going to put a CHILD on the cover, you should have used HER !
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